Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

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Something I wrote

I have delved into the very inner corridors of my mind, only to be enlightened by imagination. I have found what i have been looking for this entire time; a disease that runs rampant throughout my very being. No, not a physical disease, but a figurative disease that manifests my body, heart, and every part of my inner human. A societal disease. It tells me that I am exactly like the rest of them, a monster.

go-to-h3ll-bitch: seduce-m-e: samueloser: i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a: wh0reable: soulhunting: legit This is bs it isn’t work omggggg it works iv got atleast 100+ in 15 minutes OMG thanks were are all these followers coming from ? :)  WOW! they won’t stop hahaha already 140 followers in 10 minutes Thank’s So Much. :D IT WORKED????? FUCK I’M GOING TO BE TUMBLR FAMOUS! OMGGGGGGG! YESSSSSSS!:) they keep coming in thank you so much!:) I’ve literally gotten100 300 new followers from this. Like, what the fuck haha Same here ^ woah, i didnt think these things really worked, hahahah I just gained 75 new followers??? Be jealouss! Wow! I finally reached my first 100 because of this!
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go-to-h3ll-bitch:

seduce-m-e:

samueloser:

i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a:

wh0reable:

soulhunting:

legit

This is bs it isn’t work

omggggg it works iv got atleast 100+ in 15 minutes

OMG thanks were are all these followers coming from ? :) 

WOW! they won’t stop hahaha already 140 followers in 10 minutes

Thank’s So Much. :D

IT WORKED????? FUCK I’M GOING TO BE TUMBLR FAMOUS!

OMGGGGGGG! YESSSSSSS!:) they keep coming in thank you so much!:)

I’ve literally gotten100 300 new followers from this. Like, what the fuck haha

Same here ^ woah, i didnt think these things really worked, hahahah

I just gained 75 new followers??? Be jealouss!

Wow! I finally reached my first 100 because of this!

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